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Man Caught Driving At The Speed Of Booty Call

By Samantha Abernethy in News on Apr 27, 2012 10:20PM

A Naperville man was clocked driving 111 mph, and when police asked why, he said he was trying to go have sex with a girl he liked. Zachary P. Ramirez, 21, sped through the 45 mph speed zone early Saturday morning, and the police officer on speed patrol took note of his 1994 Honda Prelude.

Fox Chicago writes:

[Police Sgt. Greg] Bell said the motorist, later identified as Ramirez, continued driving north after running a red light at the intersection of 75th Street and Plainfield-Naperville Road. Ramirez also allegedly ran a stop sign before a second officer curbed his car near Oswego and River roads in the Countryside neighborhood.

Ramirez, “when asked why he was traveling so fast, replied he was trying to go have sex with a girl he liked,” Bell said.

Well, Ramirez, ladies don't always like it fast and furious.