Kanyedashian To Tie The Knot?

By Tankboy in Arts & Entertainment on May 10, 2012 9:00PM

Is that a justice of the peace? No, it's from Alligator Boots. But it was too good to pass up.

Kim and Kanye, Kanye and Kim. Has there ever been a more romantic match? Obviously not. Ever since Kim Kardashian appeared on Today a month ago, which in superstar time equals seven dog years, and refused to confirm or deny she was romantically linked with Kanye West the world has watched their antics with breathless anticipation! Those antics have included, erm, well, a whole lot of hand-holding. Not super exciting. But maybe that's because their love is true! According to US Weekly, Kanye drops a guest verse on the new Pusha-T soon-to-be-hit and it goes a little like this:

I saw you in the club in a white dress / Now I want to put you in a white dress.

To you and us and anyone else who has the occasional dalliance with the need for context before jumping to a conclusion might not be able to understand the full importance of this lyric, US Weekly has decoded the cryptic lines to reveal that Kanye must intend to wed Kim!

Are those wedding bells we hear? Nah. Just tinnitus.

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