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Will County Swingers Club Closed Down Over Permit Issues

By Samantha Abernethy in News on May 14, 2012 10:10PM

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The first thing we'd like to point out: There was a swingers club in Will County. Huh. Anyway, the county shut down the swingers club because it did not have a business permit to operate the six-bedroom home with a basement "dungeon room" as a mecca for sexytime.

The Tribune writes:

Club Erotica, with the motto "If it feels good, do it," held themed sex parties with food and musical laser-light shows for about six months in the rural, cabin-style home, which was filled with taxidermied animals, records show. The home is on a secluded lot outside Beecher, hundreds of yards from the closest neighbors.

Club Erotica hosted special events like "Naughty Schoolgirl Night" and a Super Bowl poker (poke-her?) party. The Beecher police chief said he had no idea the place existed, and swingers club aren't illegal.

The home is in foreclosure and will be auctioned off this month, so if you're in the market for a home with a sex dungeon, sex swing, and an orgy room...