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Thursday Afternoon Diversion: Million Dollar Menu

By Kevin Robinson in Arts & Entertainment on May 31, 2012 8:00PM


Buckwheat Groats shows us all how to make to the big time in New York City (take that, P. Diddy!) while using using the McNuggets honey dipping sauce as a personal lubricant in this video from Fatty Eisenhower. Aside from a catchy tune and a slick video made while being thrown out of McDonald's across multiple boroughs, if you look closely right around the 0:44 mark you'll catch a cameo appearance by Kid 'n Play.

And while the chagrined McDonald's managers might not be too pleased to have these would-be rap impresarios carousing in their franchises, we're—wait for—lovin' it. Beside, their rap video dancers are way hotter than the average McDonald's customer. (There's strong language here, so turn the speakers in your computer down if you're at work.)