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Beavers Calls Fitzgerald "A Rooster With No Nuts"

By Samantha Abernethy in News on Jul 5, 2012 9:20PM

2012_7_5_beavers_sm.jpg Indicted Cook County Commissioner William "Hog With The Big Nuts" Beavers called former U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald a "rooster with no nuts." In related news, Chicagoist's servers exploded from genitalia joke overload.

"For three years Fitzgerald has been hounding me," Beavers said in a press conference today. "I'm gonna try to hound him for the next six months, okay? He's a rooster without nuts. That's a capon, okay?"

Beavers also said authorities are "lying, lying, lying," and he says he was targeted by the FBI because he refused to wear a wire. He said, "I'm too old to be a stool pigeon."

Fitzgerald retired from his U.S. Attorney post last week. Beavers has previously called Fitzgerald "a wild man on a train" and accused him of causing the deaths of Michael Scott, Orlando Jones and Chris Kelly "with the Gestapo-type tactics that he used."

Beavers also said of Fitzgerald in February, “I don’t give a fuck about Fitzgerald. Fuck him,” Beavers said. “I ain’t goin’ nowhere. That’s why I got an attorney, so I can fight this shit.”

Beavers' trial is set to begin in December. Watch the ABC7 video below. Interestingly they censored "nuts." Beavers comes on at the 1:05 mark.