Pee-wee's Big Adventure: Man Allegedly Shoved Kids Off Their Bike
By Samantha Abernethy in News on Jul 30, 2012 4:40PM
Police say a 24-year-old man shoved two kids off of their bicycle and took off with it. Stanislaw Dziedic is the Northwest Side man who roughed up an 11-year-old and a 12-year-old for a bicycle in Portage Park. Sure, we feel bad for the kids and all, but the visual that this creates has us cracking up. Sorry, kids.
We assume Dziedic needed the GT Dyno bike to go steal candy from babies. Police apprehended him shortly after the theft, though. The two boys were not injured. Dziedic has been charged with felony robbery.