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Wednesday Afternoon Diversion: Is Michael Jordan Part Of A Conspiracy?

By Kevin Robinson in Arts & Entertainment on Aug 29, 2012 8:00PM

It's not enough that he's palling around with the Manchurian President. It turns out that if you do some basic math, you'll find out how just how much Michael Jordan has to do with Satan, fallen angels and yes, the Illuminati.