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Mare Bear's Back, Shrill As Ever

By Chuck Sudo in Arts & Entertainment on Nov 15, 2012 3:00PM


Mary Ann, aka Bulls superfan "Mare Bear" from "Bear on the Bulls" fame, is back with a look at how the Bulls are faring this season and let's just say she's slow out of the gate; Mare must be watching last season's games. But what she's getting wrong in her analysis she's making up for in shrill shouting. (A warning: if your morning coffee hasn't kicked in yet, turn up the volume on this. Mare Bear will make your short hairs stand on end, and not in a good way.)

Mare Bear also shares her "top five most least favorite players." We'll give Mare Bear points for "Rajon Ronda"—we see what she did there—and for her theory on how Lakers center Dwight Howard injured his back.