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Spice Adams Announces Retirement In Most Spice Adams Way Possible

By Chuck Sudo in Arts & Entertainment on Mar 25, 2013 7:00PM

Unlike some we know who turned being laid off into a never-ending "woe is me" soliloquy, former Bears defensive tackle Anthony "Spice" Adams mined an obviously tough situation for humor with his videos and, in the process, developed some decent film making skills.

But a National Football League career is fleeting and, after no teams showed interest in Adams last season, he announced his retirement in a manner befitting him: Playing it for laughs in a nearly empty White Castle. Don't ever change, "Spice," and keep putting the "fun" in "funemployment."