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Tuesday Afternoon Diversion: Today In Bowl Cuts

By Kevin Robinson in Arts & Entertainment on Apr 2, 2013 8:45PM

With spring upon us and summer right around the corner, now's the time to get that bowl cut spiffed up. Here's a great video set to Glen Burtnik's "Face in the Mirror" to get you all psyched up for your fresh new bowl cut.

If you're already among the millions of people in America that know about the benefits of a good bowl cut, Malibu Hamish, AKA The Illusion, will show you how he keeps his bowl cut looking tight, man, from somewhere here on Spaceship Earth. Yeah!