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Wednesday Afternoon Diversion: How To Succeed With Brunettes

By Kevin Robinson in Arts & Entertainment on May 22, 2013 8:00PM

Last week was National Etiquette Week but this instructional video produced by the United States Navy in 1967 purported to help commissioned and non-commissioned officers work on their game with dark-haired beauties. (Blondes, we assume, couldn't be bothered with.)