2013 Gathering Of The Juggalos Commercial Parodies Headline News

By Chuck Sudo in Arts & Entertainment on Jul 15, 2013 5:50PM

The 14th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos, aka "The Bizarro World Lollapalooza," is less than a month away and we know you've been wondering about the lineup as much as we.

Thankfully, Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J have come through again with another of their entertaining extended commercials for the festival. This time, they ape CNN and HLN in announcing the lineup in what is 28 minutes of accidental genius.

You know you want to see Kung Fu Vampire. He's bald. (And scary looking.)

Also, the legendary Blowfly will be performing.

Then Insane Clown Posse turns it over to the lovely Sugar Slam to announce the rest of the lineup, including Juggalo Night Court and Violent J's Beachboy Blowout BBQ bash with two of the best Guns N' Roses tribute bands in the country. (Apparently, the one fronted by Axl Rose didn't make the cut.)

The 14th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos takes place Aug. 7-11 in Cave in Rock, Ill. Just follow the trail of Faygo bottles on the highway to find it.