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Decide Who Riot Fest Will Sculpt Out Of Butter

By Michelle Meywes Kopeny in Arts & Entertainment on Aug 6, 2013 9:00PM

Jesse Katsopolis for the win.
Leave it to the Riot Fest crew to come up with the Riot Fest Butter Sculpture of Awesomeness. Not only will there be an awesome butter sculpture at the fest, you get to vote on who the subject should be. John Stamos of Jesse and the Rippers fame? Oderus Urungus of GWAR? Andrew W.K. because, uh, party? It’s up to you! Our vote is obviously for Stamos because he’s awesome, and because “Forever” changed our lives forever and we still love him even if he chose Fallon over us.

Vote every day up until Aug. 12 because each vote enters you to win a pair of Riot Fest tickets in Chicago, Denver or Toronto.