Worst Booty Call Ever: Wisconsin Man Calls 911 To Remove Snoring Woman From His Bed
By Lisa White in News on Nov 14, 2013 10:30PM
A Wisconsin man reminds us to stock up on Breathe Right strips after calling the cops on his snoring companion for the evening. As reported by The Smoking Gun, 41-year-old Benjamin Todd Duddles (what an excellent name, by the way) called police in Waukesha, WI at 4:20 a.m. to demand a woman be “removed from his bed.” Duddles originally stated he wasn’t sure how the woman got into his apartment. Then he changed his story and stated he let her into his apartment, but she only got into his bed and fell asleep. He stated that she was “now snoring like a train and he wants her out.” Worst booty call ever.
Police showed up to Duddles' apartment, where at that point he disclosed that he and the woman had been drinking together, had relations and then fell asleep. Duddles stated that he could not rouse the woman, so he contacted the police for assistance in removing the woman from his apartment.
The woman was “found to be fine medically, just has sleep apnea” and police suggested that Duddles sleep on his couch and deal with the matter in the morning since this was not a police matter.
We’re wondering just how much effort Duddles put into waking up the woman. We’ve seen some heavy sleepers but we can’t imagine the embarrassment of being woken up by cops because you are snoring too loudly. If Duddles and his new friend did in fact hit and off and she was able to move past him calling the cops on her snoring, we hope he invests in a good pair of earplugs.