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By Kevin Robinson in Arts & Entertainment on Jul 11, 2014 8:00PM

Where x ≥ this video:

x² = √[(Seinfeld Theme) ± (3)]³
x² = √[(Seinfeld Theme)(3)(3)(3)(-3)(-3)(-3)]
x² = √[(Seinfeld Theme)(G Major⁴)]
x² = √(Seinfeld Theme G Major⁴)
x = Seinfeld in G Major²

∴ this video ≥ Seinfeld in G Major²