Video: Benny The Bull Schools Fan On Kiss Cam Etiquette

By Lisa White in Arts & Entertainment on Jan 6, 2015 4:20PM

Chicago's favorite horned mascot put a bad boyfriend in his place Saturday night during the Bulls game against the Celtics at United Center.

Of course odds are this is completely staged, as many outlets have pointed out. It's too perfect of a situation to be true. But it still gave us a chuckle and had us nodding our heads as we exclaimed, "You go, Benny!"

Now, the first rule of Kiss Cam is you have to at least acknowledge Kiss Cam, so this dude not only is bringing down the party for everyone but is also being a total douchebag to his date. And extra points to Benny for being mindful of the girl's nachos and not spilling them as he carries her away. United Center grub is pricey and nachos obviously are still a priority even when being rescued from your shitty date by a mascot.

Now ladies (and men), you don't need to wait for a mascot to come along and save the day. If you're dating someone that is clearly such an asshole, we encourage dumping that soda on their head yourself and then hightailing it to go buy some more nachos and find a better mate. Because you're Kiss Cam worthy. Don't think you deserve anything less, sports fans.

(H/T SB Nation)