Plenty Of Oprah's Junk Still Available After Auction Last Week

The auction house refers to it as an "Esty 200 Make-Up and Hair Styling Cart," but it really looks like something from a dentist's office. Estimated value between $500 and $700. -Jim Bochnowski

Or there's this 69 inch by 46.5 inch giltwood and etched glass mirror. Look at yourself every morning the same way Oprah looked at herself for the low cost of "more than my car is worth." A steal, valued between $25,000 and $30,000. -Jim Bochnowski

Or maybe you'd rather have a smaller mirror? This one is 39 inches by 31 inches and is only valued between $10,000 and $15,000. This is clearly the peasant mirror. -Jim Bochnowski

There's also this chest adorned with intricate needlework. It's only ten inches wide, so we're not 100 percent sure what you could do with it, but at least it's pretty? Valued between $10,000 and $20,000. -Jim Bochnowski

Woman's butt, valued between $8,000 and $12,000. -Jim Bochnowski

I actually find this leaping naked women pretty female empowering, but with a price tag value between $6,000 and $8,000, I'll just listen to some Bikini Kill instead. -Lisa White

The perfect Swedish parcel gilt beechwood chairs for your apartment that you can curse at when you eventually spill red wine on them. I'm sure Oprah has tips in her magazine for removing red wine, right? Valued between $15,000 and $20,000. -Lisa White

Who DOESN'T need a French Neoclassical gilt metal lantern, am I right?! Valued between $2,000 and $4,000. -Lisa White

Goth urns are so goth. Valued between $2,000 and $4,000. -Lisa White

This empire gilt bronze mounted mahogany dressing table would be the perfect place to sit your new goth urns you bought from Oprah. Valued between $10,000 and $12,000. -Lisa White