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Dan Savage's NSFW Valentine's Day Advice Is Now A Super-catchy Song

By Tankboy in Arts & Entertainment on Feb 9, 2016 6:17PM

Dan Savage might have moved to Seattle years ago, but we like to think he formulated the basis for much of his dating advice during his formative years growing up in Chicago (and then attending the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign).

A number of years ago on his podcast, Savage cemented what has since become an indispensable little piece of Valentine's Day advice, (which he also now gives out on numerous other special occasions): fuck first, then eat.

Sticky Biscuits, a musical comedy duo based in Berlin, who perform in English, have set that iconic, and very true, advice to music, creating a fun little sing-along to get you in the mood—nudge, nudge, wink, wink—for this Valentine's Day.

Until Savage hits town with HUMP!, his tour of amateur pornography, we hope you'll enjoy the song above.