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Wiener's Circle Is Trolling Trump With 'Make Wieners Great Again' Specials

By Anthony Todd in Food on Mar 11, 2016 3:33PM

In Chicago, we don't mess around with our hot dogs. Unless it's really, really important. Which is why we're not at all annoyed (nay, we are proud) that Wiener's Circle has messed with its perfect formula of big, juicy Chicago dogs to bring us the Trump Footlong.

The Trump Footlong, as befits the exaggerating blowhard that it's named after, is ... three inches long. Just like we suspect something else on his body might be, despite the fact that he felt the need to brag about it during a nationally televised presidential debate. And it's special, just for this weekend, to celebrate Trump's imminent arrival in Chicago.

They've also created a series of awesome posters and slogans, like "Trump Footlongs: Make Wieners Great Again;" "The Art of the Meal" and " a dish named the "Trump Super PAC."

But they really killed it on Facebook.

We've got the best weekend deals. The other guys, they think they make deals. But we make DEALS. Really spectacular. You can read about it here. The press, they love us. Believe me.

We're welling up with Chicago Pride right now.

[H/T Reddit]