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Chicago Kinda Sucks, If You Ask Kristin Cavallari

By Mae Rice in Arts & Entertainment on Jun 28, 2016 9:02PM

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You can take the girl out of Laguna Beach, but you can't make her like Chicago very much. This is our long-time motto, and Kristin Cavallari—of Laguna Beach fame—is proving it.

Living in Chicago with her husband, Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, holds her career back, the shoe designer and author of this thing recently told Yahoo News. Living in Chicago puts her "completely out of the limelight," as she put it, though her family makes life as a stay-at-home mom "all worth it."

She calls living in Chicago "a sacrifice" in her 2016 book, according to the Tribune, but she's really been making her meh-ness about Chicago known since at least 2015. "Chicago's just not home," she told Elle magazine that year. She told Elle that she, Cutler and their kids plan to move to Nashville when his Bears contract ends, since Cutler has no interest in her her Laguna Beach-era home, Los Angeles.

We personally think Cavallari had it out for Chicago since she was arrested near the city for not having an Illinois driver's license back in 2013. But hey, maybe she just really likes Nashville. Master of None made it look pretty good.

[H/T Tribune]