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These Hilarious Doormats Will Have Your Visitors In Stitches

By Sponsor in Arts & Entertainment on Oct 25, 2016 4:00PM

Get the conversation flowing even before your guests step foot into your home.

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Here’s a way to tell visitors that “potluck” isn’t code for “free food”:

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Avoid disappointing guests by setting their expectations right from the start:

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Tell the world you’re not a pushover (but that you do love puns):

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