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These Chicagoans Can Barely Keep It Together Right Now

By Rachel Cromidas in News on Nov 9, 2016 3:08AM

As far as we can tell, Chicago is either stress-eating right now, taking deep breaths, googling pictures of cats, or praying for a 9th-inning rain delay.

Polls are closing on the West Coast, the Midwest has long abandoned us for metaphorical parts unknown, (It's been nice knowing you, Indiana...not.) and Chicago is collectively realizing we're in for a very long night.

Our Twitter feed is barely keeping it together, but here's a running tally of the realest comments we've seen on the evening thus far. Hard same, friends: