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Four Apartment Accessories That You Might Not Need But You'll Definitely Want

By Sponsor on May 20, 2017 5:00AM

You'll wonder how you ever lived without these awesome home finds.

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Irreverent, you say? Well who said items need to be practical to be essential? From nightlight toilet bowls to mermaid tail blankets, we've got all the stuff that'll fill your apartment before you can say "online shopping addiction."

1. IllumiBowl 2.0

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The Shark Tank hit IllumiBowl 2.0 means you'll never suffer the pain of a blinding bathroom light at 2 AM again. It casts a gentle incandescent glow in the color of your choice, straight from the rim of your toilet -- plus, it's motion activated and fits in any bowl.

Buy now: Let there be light for $12.99, reduced from $14.99.

2. Mermaid Blanket

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Not just for use under the sea, this Mermaid Blanket is perfect for us landlubbers too. Cozily wrap your body up and start getting ready for your sol — crab and flounder friends totally optional.

Buy now: Snuggle up for $38.99, or 61% off the original price of $99.99.

3. Narwhal BBQ Skewer Set

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Thar she blows! This Narwhal BBQ Skewer Set is perfect for your next summer barbecue, assuming you wanted to add some mythical sea creature lore into the mix. These durable stainless steel skewers are excellent grilling tools and easy to clean.

Buy now: Get grillin' for $34.99, reduced from $50.

4. Know Your Stars Mini UNIQCUBE

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Learn the constellations from your living room with the Know Your Stars Mini UNIQCUBE. Replace your boring ordinary lamp with this innovative light. It has constellation maps on its top surface with English and Latin translations, prepping you for the next time you head out to the real thing.

Buy now: Prep for your next romantic night under the stars for $85, reduced from $96.

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