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Hey Chicagoist:
I have heard that the Smurfit-Stone Building (aka the "Diamond" building) was built to be a feminist icon (read: vagina) in the sea of monolith phalli known as the Chicago Skyline....
Can you debunk this myth?
Thanks!
Bobby
Hi Bobby,
Unfortunately, yes, we're going to have to chalk this one up to urban legend. As much as we really can't help ourselves in seeing phallic or yonic shapes and images in pretty much everything — architecture, nature, electronics, sex toys — this one's purely a happy (albeit quite recognizable) coincidence.
Chicagoist thinks the fun thing about debunking myths is that it's not like there's ever a written statement from the universe (or architect) listing all things that are not true. Oh wait — in this situation there kind of is. Local art and culture publication 606 Magazine wrote an article on the Smurfit-Stone Building (as seen in Adventures in Babysitting) back in 2004. They talked to an architect at A. Epstein & Sons, the firm that designed the building, and he was rather quick to debunk the myth, saying they "never had that thought in mind. It was never their intention. I assure you, absolutely not."
Perhaps he's not a mind-reader, but the case is that the architect at the firm who worked on the building was named Sheldon Schlegman, probably not the first candidate for subversively placing feminist icons in the midst of one of the world's most recognizable skylines. Some might even say "helping it become" one of the world's most recognizable skylines.
Sheldon, incidentally, seems to have retired to Atlanta, becoming active in the city's tree conservation efforts, and butting heads with actor Tyler Perry over tree removal and oversized columns (an affront to his architectural sensibilities, perhaps?). We imagine it beats fielding questions about his vagina-intentions back in 1983.
But back on subject — it's not really a far-fetched notion. The famed diamond shape is split down the middle, and there's a gap at the top. Either way, we like how the outline looks all lit-up at night. And we aren't going to complain too much if people continue to think of it as the Vagina Building — it's a sentiment we can get behind. So to speak.
Image via RcktManIL.
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considering all tall buildings are phallic by default i see no reason why this can't be thought of as a vagina building. i mean, architecture is art, right?
anyway, i remember it best in adventures in baby sitting.
Color me stupid. I am guilty of believing the hype. Why, oh why, can't it be the Vagina building? Such a nice story to tell out of town guests. Sigh.
More likely the shape is a sly reference to the cardboard boxes manufactored by Smurfit-Stone.
i'm writing this from inside the vag bldg and let me tell you it is not as fun inside as it is from the outside, contrary to popular vag opinion. the view is great tho
anyway, even if the architects dismiss the vag interpretation, so what? art is all about response anyway.
we just had a fire drill inside the vag bldg. good clean fun.
I hear this building is excited, and a little nervous, about the Spire being built nearby.
Some Chicago Architecture book mentions that it's designed to give as many people as possible a lake view for their office, plus the shape is reminiscent of a boat sail (as mentioned in one of the links). I also recall reading somewhere that it was originally supposed to have an extra 30 stories, but the design was trimmed down in the midst of the early 80's recession. If it were 30 stories higher, it probably would seem less delightfully yonic, or to use one of my favorite obscure words in the world, vulviform.
@Great Expectations- I heard that the Smurfit, while originally excited about the Spire, wishes it had a little bit more girth.
I tried and tried and tried to construct some crude joke combining "Once you go black..." and the color of the Sears Tower, but I've just given up.
Hilarious. This was an absolute gem of a read. Please keep it up!
@TCFB- "Once you've experienced a massive structure composed of nine bundled tubes, you're not as impressed by skinny twizzled Newbs."
Yeah OK, but at least it rhymes.
+1 to Cletus
hehehe