Extra Extra: "We Link it Here So You Don't Have to Search" Edition

Ah, yes. First Turd Blossom, now Fredo. Yup, we're dancing a jig this evening.

• Are Cubs fans still waiting to exhale? Illinois' number one team - don't believe us, check the map - is only two games back.
• Billy Corgan will say anything to promote Zeitgeist.
• One viewing of this video and you'll say to yourself that at least the Chicago Public Schools aren't that bad.
• Illinoisans have more to love.
• Video of Frank Calabrese, Sr. and Anthony "Twan" Doyle, "just talking" (via).
• The Brangelina Traveling Circus is now New York's problem.
• Classic footage of Buddy Guy with Big Mama Thornton.
• ComEd should have full power restored to the area this evening after last week's storms.
• Szechwan Restaurant on the Mag Mile was shut down by the Health Department for multiple code violations.
• Jose Contreras and Juan Uribe both earn spots on The Angry T's "Go-Away Player of the Year" lineup (via).

"Alleyway (10)" courtesy of Minneapolis Red Sox.