Today's Aggro Awesomeness

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All the American Gladiators used take steroids, do drugs and make out with each other. Oh, Nitro, how could you? The revamped American Gladiators airs another new episode tonight, but we're going to be too busy playing the old-school Nintendo version to watch. God, we still can't beat The Wall.

Mitt Romney wants to beat John McCain. So Romney's staffer put together a list of awesome stuff John McCain has done and said.

Combining so many of the things we love: dinosaurs, lasers, fighting, inspirational posters...holy shit it is awesome.

Perhaps less aggressive, but much more frightening is a wedding cake that's a lifesize replica of the bride? Well, now we'll be having cake android nightmares. Thanks a lot, CNN.

Satirical portraits of the Mayors Daley? This is what "hell yes" looks like, by Insomnia Jones, JD (aka Lauri Apple

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Nerd Alert:

That poster is using art from Dino Riders, a cartoon/toyline from the late 80's.

As a young nerdy kid I was kind of obsessed with them.

Behold, the cheap plastic glory:
http://arrrr.com/dinoriders.shtml

Just for the record, can we agree that more than half of the things listed on McCain list are positives? I mean "the attack on Christians"? That's an intelligent statement.

yeah really, that list just made me like McCain more than I did before I read it.

Does anyone *not* think Senator Charles Grassley is a fucking jerk?

RE: wedding cake story.

When someone asks you what your favorite part of the cake was, what do you say? "The arm"?

And should the bride take the head off the cake and smash it into her husband's face when they cut it at the ceremony? I sincerely hope so.

What's the filling?

At least my wife insisted on an Thundercats cake. SNARF

@ Jake M:

Word. I'm telling you, if the GOP nominates McCain, I'm seriously going to have to consider voting Republican (shudder). Just look at what a scrappy, angry go-getter did for the 2005 White Sox. I think this would TOTALLY work for the nation. (Kidding. Sort of.)

@SimpleCreature:

I don't care where it came from, all I know is that I have a new desktop wallpaper.

Yeah, it's just too bad all that McCain awesomeness is stuff he did years ago. Cozying up with the extremists in his own party as he's done recently? Not as awesome.

McCain use to be the real deal of what the Republican Party should be, but he not only cozied up the the right wing nut jobs, but
jumped in bed with them for cold right wing sex, which means repudiating every thing he belived in and stood for. Now he walks around carrying Dubya's jock strap, talking about "strait talk"

Lordie!

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That poster reminds me, I need to add Dragon Wars to my Netflix queue!

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