Extra, Extra

God, we love a good Mavis Beacon joke. [Lonely Sandwich]

The Blackhawks are raising ticket prices. [Trib]

"'My kid's going to be born in a week, and I'm going to name him 'Dude.'" [CTA Tattler]

A quilt with a quilt on it. Meta! [IamSusie]

"Mark me down, I’m against violence." Mike Madigan, taking a tough stance. [S-T]

The Sun-Times Media Group is being delisted from the New York Stock Exchange. Please, when it's time to make cuts, let Richard Roeper be first. [Trib]

R. Kelly's lawyers are trying to delay his trial yet again. [S-T]