May 8, 2008
White Sox Doll Adorable, Cheap, Free of Controversy

Sure, there's an ink-stain on his face, but this 1986 White Sox Cabbage Patch Kid is freaking hilarious. He has a tooth! Sadly, the seller doesn't say what his name is, which everyone knows is the most important par of a CPK. [eBay]



Maybe it's Bobby Bonilla, just before Hawk traded him to the Pirates for 2-19 Jose DeLeon.
Man, those mid-80s Sox teams were brutal.
One tooth? That's the same number as most Sox fans!
I kid, I kid. Feel free to make fun of the drunken fratties on my side of town.