Fish Bar is selling itself on Ebay for New Year's Eve. The starting price? $5000.
Bid On Fish Bar For New Year's Eve
Would You Pay $4K for Dark Lord? [UPDATED]
Three Floyds Dark Lord has a cult following, and it's almost impossible to get - you have to stand in line at Dark Lord Day, as our correspondent did, to get a chance to buy the brews. Or, if you have too much money and not enough time, you could try to buy it from a re-seller. At these prices, we wouldn't recommend it. Hopcast tweeted out a link Saturday, showing that user "roughwithchairs" was auctioning off a full set of four Dark Lord releases from this year for $4000 . As of this morning, the sale has ended, but it looks like none of the bids were accepted. Hopefully, this was either a joke or the seller realized that there was no way on Earth that this was going to happen. Dark Lord Day is exciting and all, but dropping that kinda dough on four bottles of beer is a scary thought.
Adrianne Curry's Gold Princess Leia Bikini Up for Grabs
If there were a Venn diagram that found the meeting point between the Comic Book Guy and Tyra Banks, that nexus would be Adrianne Curry. If you follow the Joliet native, America's Next Top Model Cycle 1 Winner, bride of Peter Brady, and naked World of Warcrafter on Twitter, you know that she's less of a model these days and more of a dork goddess. Now, for a price, you can get your grubby little paws inside her Princess Leia slave gear getup.
Own D-Pete's Motorcycle
If you're in the market for a used motorcycle connected to an infamous ex-husband, Justice Cafe points us to the Harley-Davidson motorcycle currently owned by one Drew Peterson. Yes, that Drew Peterson. The 2007 Screamin' Eagle Softail Springer has been listed on eBay for a starting price of $50,000 which is a steep inflation over the MSRP which happens to be around $25K. Peterson's attorney Joel Brodsky, who's also selling a motorcycle on eBay, insists that it's not only to help cover legal fees, telling Fox Chicago, "First of all, the bike's been sitting there for over a year now...When he gets out he can always buy another one. They're not going to stop selling Harleys." The auction is scheduled to end this Saturday, May 13. Meanwhile, Peterson remains jailed, awaiting his trial for the murder of third wife Kathleen Savio, slated to begin next month.
County Finds High Demand For eBay'd Sleds
The Forest Preserve District of Cook County decided to raise money by selling, among other things, 150 toboggan sleds on eBay. The sleds were recently used on the County's toboggan runs and at $20 a piece ($10 if you worked for a charitable organization), they were a steal, as similar sleds cost upwards of $100. Of course, "were" is the operative word as it took less than 15 hours for all of the sleds to sell out. Steve Mayberry, spokesman for the forest preserve district, said, "It's not a terribly expensive item but it's a useful item. You can still take our toboggan sleds down a sledding hill." Also being sold are used picnic tables at $15 each. [Trib, S-T]
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Image taken outside the Governor's Mansion in Springfield by Anonymous, printed with owner's permission via L. Stolpman
STATE OF IL A++++++ GREAT SELLER WOULD BUY AGAIN
Ever been to a pawn shop? Ever hocked an old ring or a bracelet? The State of Illinois is essentially doing the same thing starting on Sunday, and your grandma's abandoned property is what's up for grabs. The treasurer's office is using their digital presence on the World's Biggest Swap Meet to bring in some extra cash for the holidays, and you too can be a part of it.
Toast of Obama on eBay
While many in the country celebrated Barack Obama's election, some haven't been so happy. We talked earlier about Obama overload and many who voted against Obama continue to bemoan the fact that the media has crowned him some sort of new Messiah. This...will do nothing to quell their complaints. A piece of toast baring a likeness of Obama has found its way to eBay. The toast, located in New Jersey, is currently at $205.00. Says the toast-owner, "Barack Obama has miraculously appeared on a piece of toast I was preparing for breakfast. This is a one-of-a-kind item to celebrate his win as US President. The item is one piece of Wonder Bread that has been toasted. Nothing has been added to the bread - no butter or oils." But what about a sprinkling of "Change Cinnamon?"
Crime-O-Rama
Did crime take a holiday to celebrate the home town senator's election? Nope. Among some of the criminal mischief going on about town:
Signs of the Times
Happy is the morning when there's an e-mail with the subject line "you guys like vintage Chicago stuff, right?" sitting in our inbox.
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We love weird old Chicago stuff: the "frightful effects of dope addiction," a 70s White Sox radio, Marina City charm.
City Gets Fee Envy, Sues eBay And StubHub
Because those Ticketmaster fees just aren't enough of a pain in the ass, the City of Chicago is suing websites eBay and StubHub, claiming that as "reseller agents," the sites are required to an amusement tax on sports and cultural events tickets sold on the sites under a Chicago ordinance. If the city succeeds, future purchases on these sites could see an additional tax of up to 8% tacked on to the price. The two websites have vowed to fight the lawsuit, issuing a joint statement:
"We do not believe that the City's Amusement Tax applies to either eBay's or StubHub's business models nor do we believe that the Amusement Tax can properly be assessed here. We intend to fight this litigation vigorously."This, in spite of the city's ordinance which defines "reseller agent" as "a person who, for consideration, resells a ticket on behalf of the ticket’s owner or assists the owner in re-selling the ticket” and applies “whether the ticket is re-sold by bidding, consignment or otherwise, and whether the ticket is re-sold in person, at a site on the Internet or otherwise." StubHub collects 15% of a sale's total amount, while eBay's commission calculations are slightly more complicated.
Today in Awesome: Trailer, Game, Star Wars Money
We've all got a bad case of the Fridays--perhaps because we're so pysched for the Media Slam this weekend. We need some awesome stuff to get us through the rest of the afternoon....
Corn Flake Goes for $1,350
Remember when we told you about that quasi-Illinois-shapped corn flake? Well, it sold yesterday. $1,350. Only $50 more than what we told you bidding had topped last Monday. But in between, Ebay cancelled the auction, saying it violated their food policy. So the two sisters who listed the flake instead listed a coupon redeemable for a corn flake shaped like Illinois.
Another Reason to Never Buy Expensive Art on eBay
We have to admit that we, like many, have been burned on eBay before. Whether it was a new driver to improve our woeful golf game or a set of Precious Moments figurines, it's happened to us all and we storm off in a huff, a little angrier and $50 down. But imagine paying thousands of dollars for an alleged Picasso on eBay and finding out that it was not only a fake, but that someone connected with the forgery purposely jacked up the bids.
Comic Artist Doin' It For Herself
Like many school-age children, Chicagoist was definitely one to doodle in our notes. We filled many a sketchbook, inviting our friends to even add their own stuff, which we have to remember to check up on, in case any of those drawrings are eBay-able these days. We even kept random notebooks just because we liked particular sketches, especially at the expense of first-period Econ. As years passed, our illustrative skillz fell by the wayside, which explains why fellow female Sarah Becan is so, so much better than we.
Plugging Leaks to Save Sinking Sales
Everyone is to blame for album sales being down except the actual industry itself. Who gets the spotlight for bringing down the sales this time? It’s the media and those promo copies they receive in order to review albums before they hit the street. Everyone remembers the Jack White/Q101 fiasco a few weeks back after Electra played Icky Thump in its entirety and then (surprise!) the album showed up on file sharing sites three weeks...
iPhone Lands in Chicago
Earlier this week, accompanied by armed guards, and carefully escorted onto American soil, the first shipment of iPhones began to arrive. The creator of the ubiqitous iPod, has the PR buzz (or Reality Distortion Field) in full effect, and we can't remember so many people ever caring so much about a cell phone. No one really got excited about the new Blackberry (even if they are promoted by John Mayer), and when an updated TREO...
Skeletons Inside Jo-Jo's Closet
Jojo Baby, the doll-maker, drag queen and owner of Jo-Jo's Closet made a gruesome discovery Tuesday night as he was picking up mannequins he had bought off eBay from Bucktown resident Brian Sloan. According to Jojo, there were human skulls being boiled in Brian's apartment. Brian says he bought them legally to sell on eBay, and though the police have confiscated the skulls, no charges have yet been filed.
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Did you guys hear about that watch that made it to eBay? It was Gary Familglietti's and was from the Bears' 1940s championship. Well, Al Baisi Jr. played for the Bears in the '40s and got a watch after the 1946 championship but lost it, so he bought Familglietti's watch on eBay for $8,100. Remember how they kept saying, "Don't worry, there will be a parking garage and restaurant ... just as soon as...
Elsewhere in the Ist-a-verse
It seems like, all across the network, folks were up to no good. Maybe it was all the green beer from last weekend... Gothamist spent the week writing about New Yorkers behaving badly: at the post office, at the Garden, and at the fertility clinic. Calvin Klein may not be misbehaving, but he's just a little dirty, and in a completely different way than some NYC kitchens. SFist had its share of misbehave-rs, too, like...
Panicky Couple ISO Two Lost Rings
If you’re getting married soon and have packed your rings up for safe-keeping until the big day … you might want to double-check your hideyhole. A pair of wedding rings was found at a bus stop downtown last Wednesday. Marcellus Smith, a rush hour commuter, saw the rings gleaming on the ground at the State and Lake bus stop. Initially thinking they were a penny, he queried a CTA worker as to what he should do with them, who told him, “Try and find who they are.” … We’re going to let that one go for the sake of our blood pressure.
Map of the Day: Find Nearby
We just came across Find Nearby, a site that helps you find what you're looking for in your local area. The site maps out where you can find a certain item for sale on Amazon, eBay, craigslist, and local retailers like Best Buy, Circuit City, Wal-Mart and Target who have the item in stock. Seems helpful sometimes when you don't want to wait for across-the-country or around-the-world shipping. And if you're a gaming nerd, you're in for some extra lovin' — there are special search sites for finding a Wii or a PS3.
Where Jim Kelly Is King
Cheer up, Rex. You didn't win the big one last night, but soon some kid in Africa will think you did. A couple weeks ago, Reebok printed 288 championship T-shirts and hats for both the Colts and Bears to hand out during their postgame celebrations and become the instant must-have item for fans. The NFL then donates the losing team's schwag to a relief organization for developing nations. Never missing one second of a merchandising...
Elsewhere in the Ist-a-verse
As the world holds its breath, teetering precariously on the cusp of the Super Bowl (well, at least in America), the wheels of the -ists keep on turning. Austinist was in a musical frame of mind as they listened to the new Shins album, updated the SXSW band listings and got called "punk rock" for their efforts by MTV. And an ice storm swept through the area. Bostonist said goodbye to John Kerry's plans...
Tickets So Hot They Melt You
Oscar fever has got us doing cartwheels all over the Chicagoist offices, as well as placing more than a few friendly wagers over who will be taking home those expensive doorstops come February 25th. But that’s not the only thing going down in the film world at the moment. A little gathering in Park City, Utah called the Sundance Film Festival has been underway since last week. And lest you shrug your shoulders indifferently just...
Elsewhere in the Ist-a-verse
Texas is thawing, the Northeast is freezing, and a sort of natural order seems almost restored to the Ist-A-Verse. Almost. Londonist HQ—that is to say, the city of London—was battered by heavy winds, making it a bad time to be a twelve-meter (nearly forty-foot) tall snowman. Still, not everyone decided to keep warmly covered. Meanwhile, back indoors, the Big Brother racism is now causing all kinds of headaches for international diplomats, and Londonist got into...

