Dolls, like clowns, can be extremely freaky and weird, and this bad boy a prime example of the see-you-in-my-nightmares vibe vintage dolls sometimes give off. This is a doll of
Harold "Red" Grange, and he's sporting his Chicago Bears uniform. Sure, $1,150 for a doll sounds like a lot, but think of the lifetime of fear he'll bring to you and yours. [
eBay]
But if terrifying vintage dolls aren't your bag, maybe you'll enjoy some old Cubs gum. Never opened! [eBay]
I had no idea that Red Grange was such an apple-cheeked love dumpling, but I have to assume the doll is a fair likeness. The lush, flirty eyelashes and dimples to spare: I could just cuddle him to death!
That doll is so creepy, but I kind of want it.
That doll is going to haunt me.