Not content to keep the Grant Park clusterfuckery limited to next weekend, Mayor Daley, a big cycling fan (he has the body of Lance Armstrong under those frumpy suits, we swear), is turning the streets around the park into a 1.1 mile criterium bike race course tomorrow, July 27th. For the uninitiated (like this particular Chicagoist), a criterium race is held on a closed loop of a short distance, which -- like it will here -- often takes place on closed-off city streets. The first ever Chicago Criterium kicks off with a series of races starting at 7:00 a.m. with scores of "cycling's elite" competing for $40,000 in prize money. Wow, that's some serious spandex shopping money!
Race registration is closed, but spectators will have plenty to do besides watching racers whiz past Buckingham Fountain, including a sports expo, vendors, and a Big Wheel race for the kiddies. The race will take place along Columbus Drive to Jackson, then south on Michigan to Fascist Drive, and back to Columbus.




This looks cool, my boss is actually racing and may have to check it out if I can get up early enough.
"Fascist Drive"
That's interesting, I didn't know anything about Balbo. What's even funnier is the fuss over him while a fellow Grant Park street Italian who was about 1,000 worse is almost universally honored here.
POWER RANGERS!!!!