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We thought nothing could shock us anymore after the Blagojevich scandal. And we were right. It comes as no surprise that Drew Peterson - still married to "missing" fourth wife Stacy Peterson - is engaged to a 23-year-old woman. Peterson confirmed the engagement with the eloquent, “I can't believe this is happening," he said. "How the f--- did this get out?" He also said the two had been dating for four months, which means she's not the 22-year-old who is not a hooker that Peterson was not getting physical with earlier this year. In case you're wondering, Peterson is still technically married to Stacy, though as we know, he's been working to remedy that (some might say since October 28, 2007).
Meanwhile, in other Drew-i-verse news, prosecutors aren't giving up the weapons charge against Peterson without a fight, having recently filed an appeal to Judge Richard Schoenstedt's November dismissal of the charges.
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If we ever needed Steve Dahl back on the radio, that time is now. Damn you, CBS Radio!
whaaaa? I didnt know it was possible to be that big of an asshole! It just keeps coming!
And, one more thing, what stupid woman would have any type of relations with that man?! Much less marry him?!
"Hi baby, will you marry me ... and sign this insurance policy? Love you!"
part svengali, part muppet
Best quote from one of the linked stories: "The engagement continues Peterson's pattern of courting women less than half his age and proposing while still married."
He's got the kavorka.
Would it be in poor taste to suggest a No.5 death pool?
Not to be too crude, but Drew is probably hung like a horse and rips it up in bed.
What else could it be?
He has no money, look at his history and look at that 'stache...what is the appeal that he has on women?
The appeal is probably, **cue bass line**, his length and his width.
Im sorry, I dont care how hung that guy is, I wouldnt touch him with a ten foot pole. Says something about preying on women with zero self esteem and no confidence (and probably daddy issues as my co-worker pointed out.)
I'm in. 7/12/2011. Its going to be a quick one.
Irish. Some other reasons besides the one you stated:
1. He's a cop.
2. He has (or had) power.
3. He is likely very charming.
4. I am sure that he has claimed his innocence to this woman.
5. She believes him.
6. Perhaps she has low self-esteem. Maybe some "daddy issues".
7. She enjoys the limelight as much as he does.
8. Because maybe she figures that since everyone is watching him closely now, she is likely to stay alive.
9. She likes the porn 'stache.
10. They are in love! *sigh*
11. Wishes she was dead.
Where are they registered? I'm pretty sure it's here...
Peterson nuptials
"Future Ex-Wife No. 5" ? I think you mean Future Dead-Wife No. 3
Thank you, Irishman, for putting an image into my head that up til now I had not even thought of.
I have to go and purge now.
Balls. This guy's got some serious fucking balls.
"Local woman commits suicide by husband, film at 11"
Death Wish + Daddy Issues = Engagement To Drew Peterson
Is there any possibility she is a Manchurian Candidate?
He hasn't actually been convicted or even arrested for anything.
Maybe this whole thing is just a weird coincidence.
Drew Peterson proposing (possibly NSFW):
Peterson proposal
Not to be a dick, but that woman deserves anything coming to her. At 23, you probably have missed some of the self-esteem classes required to act as a normal adult. Have fun.
Maybe this whole thing is just a weird coincidence.
Yes, five weird coincidences...
Free O.J.!!!!!!!!
Isn't there some way that the Blagojevich and Drew Peterson stories can converge? A common ex-girlfriend? A payoff to Blago in a Bolingbrook subdivision? An extra deceased wife somewhere? Let's keep the circus in town!
Isn't there some way that the Blagojevich and Drew Peterson stories can converge?
Look at that one line in the story above:
Peterson: "How the f--- did this get out?"
C'mon, f----? That's classic Blago!
I just wish gay marriage were legal here in Illinois. I think Drew and Blago would make a handsome couple.
i would speculate that this young woman is either a demented attention seeker, or a very cunning young opportunist who may be seeking her own book deal. .... $$$ Cha-Ching ! $$$
irishman1............i suggest you seek the opinion of real women, rather that relying on the erroneous myths perpetuated in porn.
REAL WOMEN do not want to have, "it hung like a horse"
or a guy who, "rips it up in bed".
And there are no shortage of younger, attractive men out there who are great in bed without having to settle for a finacially ruined, murderous old walrus who's probably dependant on viagra.
Stealth: You have been making me chuckle all morning. The registry comment has honestly made my day.
Sadly, it's also a gift they both can use.
@lola09...Lighten up, Francis. Everyone got the joke except you.
Don't look now, lola, but you did contradict yourself.
You first said, "REAL WOMEN do not want to have a guy who, "rips it up in bed"."
Then you finished it with And there are no shortage of younger, attractive men out there who are great in bed
Which is it?
Is being "good in bed" something REAL WOMEN want?
Or no?
Wait a minute! Are you even a woman???
Irishman1: I wouldn't go around admitting that you don't know what a real woman wants.
Are you really Drew Peterson?
May wedding, September search party?
@vultureprotein...hmmmm...I think the short yellow bus forgot you, along with Lola.
It was a joke, Francis. Lighten up.
:-)
Blagojevich should appoint Drew Peterson senator.
Irishman1, really sweetie, all this talk about Drew's manly pipe-laying...come to the lavendar side honey.
oh irishman1,.... i now see your problem.
It may not be what you read, but your ability to read.
There is no contradiction in my post. You still don't get it.
Being good in bed has nothing to do with anatomical size,
or maximum levels of aggression.
And there's a little more to it than thrusting.
Perhaps you didn't know that you were doing it all wrong ?
people... they're the worst
Irishman1, really sweetie, all this talk about Drew's manly pipe-laying...come to the lavendar side honey.
Keep it up, albany. You may be Drew's No. 6... well if California gets its shit together...
JK...
oh sweet, Lola. Fair enough.
You didn't get it that it was a joke, and of course you go off suggesting "i was doing it all wrong".
Cute.
Did I mention it was a joke? Keep up, Merlin.
@albanyparkour...lavender? Of course! Name the place and time, and I'll rip it up with ya.
:-)
Not to be too crude, but Drew is probably hung like a horse and rips it up in bed.
Dude, that's what I always think when some ugly dickwipe with no charisma lands woman after woman after woman.
"Being good in bed has nothing to do with anatomical size,
or maximum levels of aggression."
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
I don't know why that strikes me as so funny. I just love the phrase "maximum levels of aggression" in the bedroom context. It's like something out of a sex manual that's also a nuclear submarine manual.
Stealth....you would win the Best Link of the Day award if there was such a thing. That was great!
UTV: Sex is violence, duh. Aggression is relevant in this context.
SlapHappy: Once you accept who you are you gain the testicular fortitude to seek out what you want and obtain it. You can do it too if you stop focusing on what other men are doing.
@UTV clearly its a threat level orange. Just like the jumpsuit Drew will be sporting once wife #5 disappears. HA. Well maybe that wasn't as clever as I hoped but I tried.
Things like this make me seriously ashamed of my gender. How can you be so stupid? But then maybe this one really is a hooker and they really are getting physical....ggrrroooosssss
@UTV:
Sounds like rough trade.
@Irishman1:
Bijou, thursday, 2am. After the suburban dads thin out. I'll be in a dark red snowsuit. Unzip and see.
After reading this story, OJ's slumped on his bunk in his cell, smacking himself in the head, saying, "Stupid... stupid... stupid" over and over again.
SlapHappy: Once you accept who you are you gain the testicular fortitude to seek out what you want and obtain it. You can do it too if you stop focusing on what other men are doing.
Uh, thanks for the tip.
UTV said,
Interesting analogy, UTV.
Because unforunately there are some malajusted, misogynist males who do use sexual behavior as an act of war.
And Drew Peterson has already left casualties in his wake
in his own personal war on women.
@lola09:
The nuthouse called.
You are due back by 5:00.
Heeeyyyyyyy Irishman
why don't you replace "Irish" with Stupid, as in "Stupidman". Least you reflect poorly upon real Irish Men like James Joyce, Sam Beck, George Shaw, Yeats,Emerson etc.
I know this is light years beyond your comprehension, but what you( and too many Americans) consider "humor" feeds our culture of endemic and systematic violence against women and girls. I bet you felt right at home with the other frat boys in the shower, standing in a circle soaping yourselves up into a frantic lather, getting off on base white male stupidity. Yup, right at home, old boy.
Matter of fact, I bet before Drew Peterson, got "exposed" publicly for the animal that he is, you probably would have considered him a cool elder "bro" if you encountered him at a bar.
Yay, Ye dear olde Yule Tide Spook thinkith that when it comes right down to the matter, Nay a line seperates
ye two bros, if you dig my olde English ;-)
"Stupid"?
Well played, genius.
You sound like Tommy Boy. "No...ur stupid, richard!!".
The nuthouse called, Spook.
You are due back by 5:00.
And bring your hypocrisy with you.
I know of a girl who stays with a guy with a history of lying, cheating, stealing, and preying on women (shit, it's on TAPE too...busted by a news crew), and she stays with him. Why? Who knows.
But there are a lot of women who, despite DAMNING evidence to the contrary, will stick by their men. Perhaps they're into that whole "reforming a bad boy" thing. "Oh, he'll change for ME!."
And lundah wins this article's comments section.
Grats.
Irish. Some other reasons besides the one you stated:
1. He's a cop.
2. He has (or had) power.
3. He is likely very charming.
4. I am sure that he has claimed his innocence to this woman.
5. She believes him.
6. Perhaps she has low self-esteem. Maybe some "daddy issues".
7. She enjoys the limelight as much as he does.
8. Because maybe she figures that since everyone is watching him closely now, she is likely to stay alive.
9. She likes the porn 'stache.
10. They are in love! *sigh*
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In a game of Family Feud, I believe number 6 would be the #1 answer.