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Everyone's all atwitter over Dan Aykroyd's local appearance to tout his new line of wines, but we're absolutely flabbergasted everyone has slept on the REAL story ... CRYSTAL HEAD VODKA!
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The stench of City Hall. No, it is not corrupt politicians or unwashed Aldermen.
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Soooooooo...Dan Aykroyd is pretty much a real life version of Ray Stantz?
Finally! Thank you!
fatass.
I thought it was a spoof at first as well (the Vodka). I went to see him at Binny's yesterday and tried the vodka ... it is good! And now I have a cool "crystal" skull. I call him "Billy" and ask him random questions.
Now, if he had said his name was Fred Garvin, or if the distilling process includes a touch of bass or chinchilla, I might be tempted to buy it.