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Today's Weather: Sulky

By Marcus Gilmer in Miscellaneous on Apr 23, 2010 1:30PM

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Alright, Friday, what have you got for us? It seems Thursday took what we said personally and cleared right up as the day wore on. And after the way we flirted with Tuesday, well, we can understand you're a bit cool to us. It sounds like you'll be warmer with highs around 60 but cloudy skies and rain? That's no way to see us into the weekend. In fact, it looks like the weekend is going to be even worse weather-wise. We wish you guys wouldn't take things so personally. Look, we have to flirt with those mid-week days so we'll get weather that won't crush our spirit as we toil through the work-week. But we need you, Friday, and your pals Saturday and Sunday. Without you, we're just empty, bored, drunk fools sitting on our couch, waiting for another Monday. Forgive us, Friday. Love us.