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That Shirtless Guy From The Weekend Weather Report Is Saving Himself For Marriage

By Mae Rice in Arts & Entertainment on Dec 15, 2015 12:14AM

Ethan Renoe, shirtless runner and star of last night’s weather report, has decided to speak publicly about his virginity. And we are going to tell you all about it, because life is a fountain.

Renoe, who is 24 years old and a recent grad of the Moody Bible Institute, has been single since 2008, and tells TMZ that he is saving himself for marriage.

In a follow-up interview with WGN, Renoe also clarified that he is straight, “looking for love,” and has “about 900 friend requests (on Facebook) right now."

However, he actually lives in Colorado, and is going home Tuesday. Sorry, Chicagoans.