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Hey Chicago -- Meet Joe Six-Pack American

By Lauri Apple in Miscellaneous on Oct 10, 2008 4:30PM

2008_10_jspa.jpgOn Wednesday, we asked you to tell us what you thought Joe Six-Pack American, the mythical and mysterious "sixth child" of Sarah Palin, looked like. Based in part on the comments readers left on the original posting announcing this project, and on my own beliefs, here is my interpretation.

In the event you can't read any of the text (my usual art photographer, Jean-Claude, was sick this week):

The newspaper is "Crap News."

The six-pack is "40 Cola" brand, which combines the "big gulp" concept with the six-pack.

The sash says, "culture warrior."

The Burger King crown says "JSPA."

And that's a Labrador Retriever.

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