Lifetime Releases Trailer For Drew Peterson: Untouchable

By Samantha Abernethy in Arts & Entertainment on Dec 14, 2011 11:00PM

Nine hours in a makeup chair and Rob Lowe is still too pretty to play Drew Peterson. (Photo via Lifetime.)

It's only 30 seconds long, and it has us hungry to watch what is sure to be, in the words of Lowe's Parks & Rec character Chris Traeger, "LIT'RALLY the cheesiest thing I've ever seen." There is just a single line of dialogue, but oh what a line of dialogue it is! At least now we know what Lowe thinks Drew Peterson sounds like—basically the same as Rob Lowe. But you'll love it when he says those three little words, "I'm untouchable, bitch."

This movie is basically the only thing that could make Lowe unattractive in our eyes. Remember Billy from St. Elmo's Fire? Swoon! Sam Seaborn from West Wing? Hubba hubba! You know we'll be tuning in to see the Drew Peterson movie, but let's just hope that from now on Lowe sticks to hunky roles who don't kill their wives.