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Cards Against Humanity Is Celebrating 8 Nights Of BS This Year

By Rachel Cromidas in Arts & Entertainment on Nov 10, 2015 8:00PM

Challah! The CAH Holiday Bullshit promo is here. Image via CAH.

Cards Against Humanity's annual holiday "bullshit" mystery gift—the gift you give that cynical loved one who has it all and enjoys none of it—is back for another year.

It's the last year the local game maker says it will be filling our mailboxes with bullshit. (Literally! Bullshit was a mystery gift last year.) Just $15 will get you eight mystery gifts—one for each day of Hanukkah, mazel tov—in December.

A countdown on the card maker's special website for the occasion shows just over 9,000 spots left for the limited-edition promotion, which is only available to 150,000 lucky holiday cynics. The creators claim they're being "sensible" this year, so expect some very literally sensible holiday items. In the FAQ, the team reaffirms that this really is the last year they'll do this promotion, and makes a few other promises: the gifts are all safe for work, they're limited to one per household, and your answers to their customer survey questions may determine your fate.

"WHY SENSIBLE GIFTS? You’re a grown woman now. It’s time you acted like one," reads the FAQ.