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Photos: Peek Inside The Original Playboy Mansion In The Gold Coast

By Mae Rice in Arts & Entertainment on Jul 15, 2016 4:23PM

Whether you buy sexy real estate or no real estate at all, we have big news for you: A third-floor condo in the original Playboy mansion is currently on the market for $5.15 million in Chicago's Gold Coast neighborhood. It's 4,300 sensual square feet, with four sexy bedrooms and 4.5 hot hot bathrooms.

Okay, it's really just a condo, but a beautiful one in which people have definitely been naked. It has a long history—the mansion was built in 1900—but this condo, at least, has been recently renovated, so it has all the modern amenities that go with the word "mansion": a covered terrace, an attached garage, and a "sparkling white" kitchen that will remind you daily of Edward from Twilight.

We're not sure even Hugh Hefner could afford this condo, but we can all afford to look at photos of it for $0 and think vaguely about getting zebra print chairs.

This listing is especially fun given that in May, Playboy's original Chicago offices were on the market, too. (The seller: Vince Vaughn.) If there's a bajillionaire out there doing some sort of slow-burn Playboy scavenger hunt, this is really their year!

[H/T Curbed]