Get Outta Town
Haha, just kidding, you can't. Midway is completely closed until at least 4pm, and delays at O'Hare are currently averaging over 2 hours and more than 300 flights have been canceled.
Hear that? That was the sound of thousands of travelers all saying "blerg" at the exact same moment. [FAA, Trib]
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