Today's Weather: Ridonkulous

Photo by Moose E. Treats

My bosses aren't going to like this but I don't care. Stop reading this. Whatever you're doing right now - including reading this website - stop. Start fake coughing. Now go to your boss and tell him/her you're sick. Now go outside and stay outside all day. Highs will be in the mid-to-upper 60s with nary a cloud in the sky. This is what Spring in Chicago is all about, people. Why are you still inside reading this? Go. We'll be here when you get back tonight. You can read us then. Go. Just get the heck outside. I know I am...