Every classic cocktail and every boozy ingredient you can think of in one handy (and incredibly detailed) chart.
Edible Nerdiness: The Constitution of Cocktails
White Castle to Start Selling Alcohol
As if eating a huge bag of sliders wasn't enough to make one ill, now you'll be able to wash it down with red wine.
Independent Spirits Expo Packs Bottom Lounge
Bottom Lounge was filled with hand-crafted, small-batch booze last night.
Naperville Changes Up Blue Law
The fine people of Naperville will soon be able to buy booze a bit earlier on a Sunday after the city council voted to move back the time that booze sales are allowed to 8 a.m. Before the vote, the on-sale time had been noon. But the council voted last night to push back to 8 a.m., clearing the way for brunch time fun for Napervillians.
Extra, Extra
- Congrats, Illinois! Your state budget deficit is the largest in the nation! Suck on that, California.
- You may soon be able to get a Bloody Mary at O'Hare and Midway at any time of the day to soothe you for your outgoing flight as the city is mulling 24-hour liquor sales at both airports.
- An examiner finds there were some shenanigans going on with the Tribune Company's 2007 buyout.
Booze Tax Hike Looms
Labor Day's not too far off but coming up sooner is a new tax hike on booze that might make that Labor Day picnic whiskey a touch more expensive if you wait until after September 1 - when the hike goes into effect - to hit the liquor store. Distilled spirits have the highest increase, with a fifth going up from $0.90 per bottle (to a total of $1.71 a bottle), a bottle of wine jumps by $0.13 to $0.28 a bottle, and beer goes up to $0.13 a six-pack. So, as always, the cheapest option is to just buy a case of High Life and see where the day takes you. [Tribune]
Properly Sauced: The Zombie
Summertime: living is easy, the fish are jumping, and it's time to sit back with a long cool one and get pleasantly hammered. We have just the thing.
Chicagoist Podcast 3/23 - Booze! Glorious Booze!
This in-between-seasons non-winter and non-spring bullshit tends to get us down, and we tend to treat our self-diagnosed Seasonal Affective Disorder with liberal quantities of intoxicants. So we figured it'd make sense for us to talk about liquor this week.
Two is the Magic Number
With yesterday's crazy, come-from-behind 12-inning victory over the Milwaukee Brewers, the Cubs have cut their magic number to just two. Two more wins by the Cubs, two more losses by the Brew Crew or a Cubs win and Brewers loss will hand the NL Central crown to the North Siders.
The Barack Obama Acceptance Speech Drinking Game.
As much as we'd like to think there's a couple fingers of bourbon in that glass, we doubt it. But since political conventions are traditionally festivals of drunkenness, and seeing as how so many of us are going to be huddled around the television tonight, we figured it might not be a bad idea to lay out some ground rules for some drinking and viewing. Oh, and if you're going to be around a laptop during the speech, Chicagoist will be liveblogging the whole spectacle as well, so set a reminder now, kids.
Chug-a-chug-a Choo Choo
Metra is eliminating its bar cars come Friday. The rail service hasn't renewed contracts with vendors not because of concerns about alcohol use but because the bar cars don't bring in enough money; instead, Metra wants to use the cars for regular seating. But fear not, traveling boozers! You can still drink on the train. [Trib]
Chicago, The City of Big Drinkers
Chicago is the fifth-hardest drinking city in America, according to a new analysis by Forbes, who's really feeling the ranking stories this week. We drink less than Austin, Milwaukee, San Francisco, and Providence. Providence?
Local Woman Attempts To Defy Darwin, Fails
Sometimes, we read a story that makes us feel like our brains will melt and leak out of our ears. Back in August 2006, a woman named Rory Beer climbed up on the bar at one of Division Street's classier joints, Bar Chicago. Ms. Beer (formerly Rory Roberts) then slipped and fell, permanently injuring her left foot and ankle. Now, Ms. Beer wants $50,000 in compensation for her injuries. Our favorite part?
The lawsuit claims that Bar Chicago encourages patrons to dance on the bar, but doesn't warn people of slippery surfaces or provide handrails, "cushioned flooring" or "safety nets."If a bar doesn't have safety nets, we want no part of it. Of course, a perusal of the bar's website does have this description for its Saturday night: "Girls Dancing on the bar, hot barstaff pouring shots, DJ playing best party songs & midgets throwing a great party...why aren't you here yet?" Lord, we have no idea.
Midwestern Underage Drinkers Like To Binge
A federal study released today says that more than half of 12–20-year-olds have had a drink. Illinois is in the middle when it comes to underage binge drinking: between 19.1 and 21 percent of underage drinkers in Illinois binge drink, which is better than Wisconsin (between 24 and 31 percent) but worse than Utah (14 to 17.2 percent).
Jim Beam Supports Wrigley Field
The Kentucky bourbon brand erected a billboard across from Wrigley imploring, "Save our Ballpark's Name." The website listed on the sign, www.saveourname.com, includes a petition demanding that Wrigley remain Wrigley forever. Additionally, Beam will be handing out t-shirts and other paraphernalia around Wrigleyville with the "Save Wrigley" theme all summer long. But didn't the Tribune Co. already say that the Wrigley name wasn't going anywhere? Guess that's the problem when big corporations try to go guerrilla.
Wrigley Unveils Sangria Gum, Other Fruit Flavors
Wrigley announced today at its shareholder meeting that it's redesigning its gum packaging for old-school stick gum (as opposed to pellet gum or tab gum). They're calling it a "slim pack;" it's envelope-style and it holds 15 pieces.
Leather Bound
We've always wanted to have a Russian Writers Party, wherein everyone has a typewriter, a shot glass, and a bottle of vodka. We still think it's a good idea, but have decided it's best left unrealized.
Champagne for the Holidays
Bin 36 hosted their annual Bubbles Bash last night where 450 revelers ate and drank, then drank ome more, to their heart’s delight. Champagne, cava, prosecco, sekt, and sparklers from a full range of countries flowed for hours making a dark and drizzly Wednesday night into a scintillating celebration of friends, flavors, and holiday festivities.

